I wonder...

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Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars gag reel)

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veronica mars--logan and parker break up

(Parker knocks on the door and Dick opens it)
Parker: Is he here?
Dick: Who? Logan? You know, I don't know if I um...
(Parker walks past Dick and goes to Logan's room)
Parker: (to Logan) Just so you know, the best way to show that you're still in love with your ex-girlfriend is to beat up her new boyfriend.
Logan: Parker, you're--
Parker: You're an idiot.
Logan: ... What?
Parker: Parker, you're an idiot.
Logan: Uh, that's not what I was gonna say.
Parker: I know. You were going for something nice. The truth is that I AM an idiot.
Logan: You're not. There's just a lot to this that you don't understand.
Parker: Like why I kept thinking that I mean something to you, when it's always been Veronica? ..... Wow. You should've seen that expression. I totally soled you out.
Logan: Are you gonna listen to me at all?
Parker: No! I LOOK at you, and I know you love her.
Logan: Piz video-taped them having sex. Without her knowing about it.
Parker: Well that's horrible! Well you must've been DEVASTATED! I mean, Veronica had sex with someone else?!
Logan: She's your friend too! ... Aren't you angry for her?! Do you realize what this will DO to her?
Parker: (crying and whispering) Do you realize that we just broke up?
(Logan doesn't say anything)
Parker: I didn't think so.

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veronica mars

Veronica: Dick? Get out here.
(Dick walks into the room)
Dick: Wassup, V?
Veronica: If you had to bet?
Dick: Look, from a guy's perspective, the video made this stock go up. You looked great, enthusiasm... Always a plus.
Veronica: It's like you're this giant jack-ass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy outta you... Where'd ya get the video?
Dick: Someone e-mailed it to me.
Veronica: Who?
(Dick shrugs)
Veronica: Get your computer.
Dick: I probably deleted it.
Veronica: After all these years, do you NOT instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
(Dick gets his laptop and Veronica looks at the email)
Veronica: Chip Diller. You didn't know it was from Chip?
Dick: Well, see how many e-mails I get?
Veronica: You FORWARDED it to your WHOLE address book?
Dick: It was instinct. I ALWAYS forward porn... When it's GOOD.
Veronica: You are going to be SO popular in Hell.

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veronicamarsconfessions:

“The biggest problem I had with PiVe was the fact that Piz wasn’t there for 5 episodes, he just kisses her, and BAM they are together.. To me, it is the perfect example of the sloppy and rushed writing that made Season 3 inferior to the other two seasons.”

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