veronica mars

  • Veronica: Dick? Get out here.
  • (Dick walks into the room)
  • Dick: Wassup, V?
  • Veronica: If you had to bet?
  • Dick: Look, from a guy's perspective, the video made this stock go up. You looked great, enthusiasm... Always a plus.
  • Veronica: It's like you're this giant jack-ass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy outta you... Where'd ya get the video?
  • Dick: Someone e-mailed it to me.
  • Veronica: Who?
  • (Dick shrugs)
  • Veronica: Get your computer.
  • Dick: I probably deleted it.
  • Veronica: After all these years, do you NOT instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
  • (Dick gets his laptop and Veronica looks at the email)
  • Veronica: Chip Diller. You didn't know it was from Chip?
  • Dick: Well, see how many e-mails I get?
  • Veronica: You FORWARDED it to your WHOLE address book?
  • Dick: It was instinct. I ALWAYS forward porn... When it's GOOD.
  • Veronica: You are going to be SO popular in Hell.
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